Freedom from Terrorists

Dear America,
The Paducah Sun today carried a letter to the editor that said it all: "In America, if you are not doing anything wrong, you should not complain about what our government is doing to keep you safe from terrorists. You are not losing a freedom; you are more safe, and gain freedom from terrorists."

Subscribers can view it here (everyone else can just suck it, the Paxtons are true oil loving, big pharma accommodating, industrial-apologist conservatives). This is the epiphany that we are looking for to happen all across the country. There is so much we can do with sentiment like that.

If everybody who spoke badly of the current administration were just shipped off to the Middle East for rendering, it wouldn't be losing a freedom; it would be gaining freedom from terrorist sympathizers.

If the press needed to get approval from the administration in order to print something, that would not be losing a freedom, it would be gaining freedom from the terrorists getting encouragement from the liberal media.

If the Congress wanted to pass a law outlawing the religion of the Anti-Semitic Bacon Haters, it would not be losing a freedom; it would be gaining a freedom from the Johnny Jihad's that might be recruited otherwise.

If guns were outlawed, it would not be losing a freedom; it would be gaining freedom from domestic terrorists being able to arm themselves. Of course, there would be exemptions for canned quail and dove hunts. And concealed carry permits.

If warrants were no longer required to search homes, it would not be losing a freedom, it would be gaining freedom from terrorists feeling like they can feel safe lying in their beds at night.

If you aren't doing anything wrong, you have nothing to fear. Unless, of course, you are some scumbag liberal Democrat. Who knows, maybe you are one "mis-typed" address away from some "gained freedom" yourself. We've been through your mail and we know who you are, you sick degenerate liberal. Yeah, you liberal-ass punk. I'm talking about you. You know who you are.

For putting the liberals on notice, Your Welcome America.

Your Humble Servant,
Rob R. Baron ~ Esquire