Tuesday, November 14, 2006

More Woodshed Woopin' for America

Dear America,
I am still too hurt from your recent betrayal to speak to you, so I will let others say it for me.

From the Courier-Journal:

Some 'new direction'

Prior to the election, we had unemployment at less than the average of the last four decades, record tax revenues, lower taxes, the stock market and our 401(k)'s at record levels, inflation at 20-year lows, plummeting oil prices, no terrorist attacks on U.S. soil since 9/11, and the federal deficit down 50 percent over last year.

The Democrats offered change, a new direction, and apparently the American people thought a change was in order, and gave Congress to the Democrats.

From overseas, we are getting congratulations for the results. The al-Qaida leader in Iraq is ecstatic over the election and promises to blow up the White House; Hugo Chávez, the Marxist leader of Venezuela, congratulates the Democrats and calls Bush a genocidal leader who should be sentenced to death; 200 members of the European Parliament sign a joint statement calling the election the beginning of the end of a six-year nightmare, and best of all, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei of Iran says the election is a victory for the Iranian nation.

Is this the "new direction" we voted for on Election Day?


Democrats' real agenda

Having campaigned as moderates, Democrats are wallowing in their glory and are wasting no time telling us what they "really" want to do.

Oblivious of the consequences, the Democrats want to provide more welfare - so who needs to work? Pass higher taxes - why work?

Roll back the Patriot Act — so terrorist can be free to plot another 9/11? Pull troops out of Iraq - so the terrorist can control oil?

Pass gun control — so you can't defend yourself? Unfettered immigration — why do we need a country?

The result will be, we'll reap what we sow.

More people not needing or wanting to work; companies not able to stay in business.

Terrorists free to terrorize. Gas prices at $20 a gallon or not available at all, and a country overrun with illegal immigrants....

Allison Thomas

I am sure Osama Bin Laden and the Cave Dwellers had a rip roaring election party. And Rummy being gone was icing on the cake!
Rumor is OBL will have his coming out party in January.
Pelosi and Reid have him booked as the first witness in the Bush impeachment. Then he is off with Murtha and Biden on a college speaking tour about America's torture techniques.

- Blackie

There you have it, America. More of the player-hating you deserve for electing Democrats to a majority in Congress. Soon they will outlaw Jesus and force Muslimism on everyone. You obviously can't be allowed to ever make these kinds of decisions for yourself ever again or our very freedom is at stake!

We can only hope that when those newly elected Democrats decsend locust-like upon the nation's capitol, God himself will see how wicked Washington, DC has become with a Democrat majority and send a hurricane to take them out, like he did New Orleans when they were going to have that gay pride parade. Since it too is filled with black people, FEMA will again be slow to respond and the resulting chaos will cause the ultimate gridlock, or so we can only hope for the good of the nation.

Until then we can only wait idly by while THEY prepare to take our guns, socialize our medicine, raise our taxes and make it easier for terrorist to blow us up and for gay people to recruit our school kids to promote their special rights agenda.

One day, when all but a few of us remain after the sodomites and Islamists of the Democratic party have reduced this this country to a bunch of snivelling PC feminist atheist pansies, it's going to hit you like a righteous ephiphany. You will think "Rob R. Baron ~ Esquire tried to warn us, but though we had eyes, we could not hear, and though we have ears, we did not see."

You will wish you had listened to me. You'll want to thank me when that day comes, and when it does, America, you would be welcome. But unfortunately I don't associate with snivelling PC feminist atheist pansies, so America shape up or move to France!

Your Humble Servant,
Rob R. Baron ~ Esquire

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