Monday, April 30, 2007

The Final Solution for the Liberal "Problem"

Dear America,
I know that you have been eagerly jonesing for my next pearls of wisdom like a crack whore in Utah, but as I like to listen to the words in the Good Book when it's convenient, I have not been throwing my pearls before a bunch of Democrat-Electing swine. I decided not to bother enduring the great personal sacrifice that my carpal tunnels would have to endure documenting all of the treasonous warcrimes and terrorist comforting that the Democrats will be doing until 2008. When they find time somewhere between raising everybodies' taxes, outlawing Christianity and trying to take our guns away from us, that is.

Luckily, for you America, there are others out there more forgiving of your political adultery. Like my dear friends over at Shelley The Republican, of course. I must confess sometimes her exposes' on the misdeeds of liberals makes me so mad, I just don't want to even think about them. But I recently stumbled upon another Conservative Warrior's blog, one that doesn't just talk about liberals, but actually has a plan for what to do with them.

I am proud to add to my list of "Us" under the title of The Cure for Liberalism. They are doing a lot of good work over there, and I hope when you come crying to me, offering to suck my dick for just a taste of my Conservative Wisdom, you can just click on their link and choke on it, You Democrat-loving Bitch.

Your Humble Servant,
Rob R. Baron ~ Esquire