tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-323660722024-03-13T09:38:15.031-07:00Rob R. Baron - EsquireManifesto: To expose the Left and the Democratic Party for the sorry bunch of America hating, baby killing, gun banning, criminal coddling, gay agenda promoting, minority courting, anti-Christian, historical revisionist, secular fundamentalist humanist, wealth redistributing, welfare enabling, tax & spend, flag burning, troop unsupporting, terrorist loving, liberal liberals that they are.Rob. R. Baronhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04637875051971702890noreply@blogger.comBlogger39125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32366072.post-57233155636653478092007-10-30T15:51:00.000-07:002007-10-30T16:05:57.167-07:00Blood Pudding: A British Abomination and Liberal PlotDear America,One of the liberals that I am currently monitoring recently asked this:"Dear America,How is it that roughly a third of your people claim some sort of Irish/Scots-Irish ancestry and yet you refuse to stock black and/or white pudding in your groceries?"I know how you don't mind me speaking on your behalf. Here was my reply:Well, I do speak for America, the real America, not the fake Rob. R. Baronhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04637875051971702890noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32366072.post-83761910987505306582007-08-08T15:46:00.000-07:002007-08-08T16:03:46.030-07:00JunkScience.Com: America's Defender Investigating Liberal Distortions OverallDear America,There was a discussion over at Kentucky Progress about JunkScience.com's offer of $100,000 for definitive proof that global warming is manmade. I kind of think its obviously just a publicity stunt and a ploy because only liberals believe people cause global warming, and liberals hate money. It's like offering dog shit to a normal person, it won't be received very well. So I did Rob. R. Baronhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04637875051971702890noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32366072.post-44838156228274544052007-07-17T22:01:00.000-07:002007-07-17T10:10:18.620-07:00Mormonism: Apostate Abomination Worse than Homosexuality?Dear America, Grimsaburger(Suspected Liberal Sympathizer), my pet liberal, posted on her blog a complaint about the workers next door blasting Rush Limbaugh. Most reasonable people would be grateful. She was not, I can only infer from that that this must be her time of the month. She claimed that Rush, or someone, was "bitching about Mormons". I did not hear the show described but tried toRob. R. Baronhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04637875051971702890noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32366072.post-8393388125893313022007-07-06T19:30:00.000-07:002007-07-10T09:13:16.779-07:00Prosper.com: A Boon to the Small Time Borrower and Prospective Investor or A Back Door To Communism?Dear America,I just wanted to report upon a growing menace that threatens our very economic existence. Here is an adaptation of a post I made over at Kentucky Progress, my favorite Kentucky political blog:The liberals over at NPR had a story about Prosper.com. I was only listening to document their elitist liberal bias and their treasonous bad mouthing of the president, I swear!But it is Rob. R. Baronhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04637875051971702890noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32366072.post-62109097713877642482007-07-06T19:00:00.000-07:002007-07-06T12:13:24.710-07:00Question: Are Liberals Really to Blame For Our Immigration Woes? Answer: Abso-freekin'-lutely.Dear America, I recently commented on the immigration debate and tried to engage one of my fellow conservatives, one Mr. Red Rage Hate Monger. This was concerning a bill introduced in Kentucky to penalize those that hire illegal immigrants. red rage hate monger had this to contribute... I noticed today that there's hundreds of them that come out at dusk and hang out at Rob. R. Baronhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04637875051971702890noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32366072.post-80195611296386179322007-06-15T19:51:00.000-07:002007-06-18T15:14:27.565-07:00Wal-Mart, the Solution to Our Health Care Woes? or Ain't No Freaking Way That's Gonna HappenDear America,Below is a response to the Kentucky Progress Blog Entry "WalMart Shoppers Should Demand Health Reform".Mr. Progress,Do you think they will have the production of diagnoses moved over to China once they have determined that diagnoses from American sources are less cost efficient?That would make good sense. Chinese doctors are not hampered with malpractice insurance fees, and they do Rob. R. Baronhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04637875051971702890noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32366072.post-86405882044133433192007-06-14T23:49:00.000-07:002007-06-14T14:39:33.284-07:00Defending the Honor of Christopher ColumbusDear America, You may have noticed in my list of "Them", links there is one for "Suspected Liberal Sympathizer". This is a charity case that I have taken on, a poor dear deluded woman who thinks her place in life is to become one of those despicable people that David Horowitz is always trying to warn us against. I am afraid it is all for naught, as she, like you America, doesn't seem either Rob. R. Baronhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04637875051971702890noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32366072.post-23217998910117973902007-06-10T21:41:00.000-07:002007-06-14T14:28:11.788-07:00Hilton Head Island, Heaven on EarthDear America,I have just returned from a most fabulous time at a most fabulous place: Hilton Head Island, South Carolina. Not only does South Carolina have the most active organization for re-Separation from the Godless morass that America has become thanks to the Liberals and their islamist conspirators, but they have also established within Hilton Head, SC, the time honored tradition of Rob. R. Baronhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04637875051971702890noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32366072.post-12083905372310652322007-05-30T18:05:00.000-07:002007-06-14T14:23:57.404-07:00A Woman Doing a Man's Work, Getting Paid Less, then Having the Balls to Say Something About It = FeminazismDear America,I was reconnoitering the the diabolitry of suspected liberals when I came upon this one's latest rant on a recent Supreme Court decision. Yeah liberal, guess what? Activist Judges go both ways! Constitutional Constructionism is a bitch. Hope you enjoy having this shoved down your throat like I've had Gay Tolerance shoved down mine!Mrs. Grimasburger, one thing you conveniently Rob. R. Baronhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04637875051971702890noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32366072.post-40703896028677106522007-04-30T22:32:00.000-07:002007-05-01T15:11:57.090-07:00The Final Solution for the Liberal "Problem"Dear America, I know that you have been eagerly jonesing for my next pearls of wisdom like a crack whore in Utah, but as I like to listen to the words in the Good Book when it's convenient, I have not been throwing my pearls before a bunch of Democrat-Electing swine. I decided not to bother enduring the great personal sacrifice that my carpal tunnels would have to endure documenting all of Rob. R. Baronhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04637875051971702890noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32366072.post-22210281501588010192006-12-18T23:14:00.000-08:002006-12-19T12:03:42.137-08:00In Defence of Religious PersecutionDear America, A story that was on the Drudge report revealed how we as a culture are not very sensitive to the feelings of others. Sometimes this gets us into trouble as we travel to distant lands. This story was about a stewardess that was not allowed to take her Bible with her when her plane flys to our good dear friends in Saudi Arabia. She is now claiming religious discrimination by her Rob. R. Baronhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04637875051971702890noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32366072.post-69430469327185915892006-11-26T23:02:00.000-08:002006-11-27T15:01:15.939-08:00More Americans are Getting in On the Bitch Slapping of the ElectorateDear America,As I said previously, I will cease bitch-slapping you for allowing terrorist sympathizers control of our Federal Legislators. But that doesn't mean I won't reprint some bitch-slapping from other freedom loving patriots.So True:'Real comics' The Democrats are real comics. Since they won a few seats in the House and Senate, their leaders, Sen. Harry Reid and Rep. Nancy Pelosi, are Rob. R. Baronhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04637875051971702890noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32366072.post-90239493006542257932006-11-26T19:37:00.000-08:002006-11-26T21:10:14.069-08:00America, We Still Have A Lot To Be Thankful ForDear America, I know that I have probably already convinced you that your whimsical, and most likely drunken voting strategies are going to have disastrous consequences that you are going to have to live with. So I'm not I'm not going to bitch slap you tonight like I have been doing for the last 3 weeks. It is after all the Holidays and the season of giving is upon us or not giving in the Rob. R. Baronhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04637875051971702890noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32366072.post-38697244425321985552006-11-20T22:28:00.000-08:002006-11-21T11:31:21.123-08:00The Enemy is USDear America, Some more letter to the editor writers in the Courier-Journal have come out in agreement with me on not letting just anybody vote anymore. They, like me, also believe that perhaps the responsibility of electing our leaders should not be left to people who would elect Democrats. Here is what they have to say: Philistines rule If an untainted person with the integrity, the Rob. R. Baronhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04637875051971702890noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32366072.post-66545325233860802892006-11-17T20:38:00.000-08:002006-11-17T21:24:46.168-08:00I Can't Help Myself, You Had Me at HelloDear America, I know we've been through some rough times here lately, me with my impotent typing fingers and you with your yellow cut and run Democrat streak festering like some cancerous disease. I know I need to get back on the right track of righting your errant course. Here is my humble attempt at doing that. You may not have heard about the latest lurid scandal from the Democrats Rob. R. Baronhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04637875051971702890noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32366072.post-9598353388102498802006-11-14T22:20:00.000-08:002006-11-15T13:33:06.292-08:00More Woodshed Woopin' for AmericaDear America, I am still too hurt from your recent betrayal to speak to you, so I will let others say it for me.From the Courier-Journal:Some 'new direction'Prior to the election, we had unemployment at less than the average of the last four decades, record tax revenues, lower taxes, the stock market and our 401(k)'s at record levels, inflation at 20-year lows, plummeting oil prices, no Rob. R. Baronhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04637875051971702890noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32366072.post-1163100475443910642006-11-08T20:00:00.000-08:002006-11-15T12:18:07.277-08:00America is Fixing to Go to The Woodshed, and Its Going to Pick its Own Hickory Switch on It's Way!or WTF??? I Turn My Back for a Minute and Look What You've Done!Dear America, I take a little time off of blogging to let my typing hands recover and look what happens. You completely lose your way. I suppose I only have myself to blame, but I choose not to. THIS IS YOUR FAULT AMERICA! You really screwed the pooch this time and not in a Rick Santorum kind of way. Our great leader told you Rob. R. Baronhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04637875051971702890noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32366072.post-1159814352135352482006-10-01T20:04:00.000-07:002006-11-15T12:18:07.149-08:00Liberal Pervert Can't Help But Be a MasochistUpdate: Liberal whiner Fed-Up06 actually comes back to the Kentucky Progress comment boards for more smacking down, like some leather wearing B & D masochist sex pervert he most certainly is. He followed up my post with this childish babble (in tantrum throwing caps no less): YEAH ROB YOU SOUND LIKE THE RED BARON NAZI...WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD ROB...RUN TO YOUR GLASS HOUSEOf course, I mustRob. R. Baronhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04637875051971702890noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32366072.post-1159552543197473582006-09-28T20:39:00.000-07:002006-11-15T12:18:07.083-08:00Some Notable Posts in Other BlogsDear America,Yesterday Shelley The Republican writer Tristan J. Shuddery, A True Conservative Hero, had a wonderful expose of Martin Luther King's Republican roots, as presented by the National Black Republicans Association. The article mentioned however that he went to Memphis to support striking santitation workers. I posted the following comment seeking clarification:Tristan,As always I Rob. R. Baronhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04637875051971702890noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32366072.post-1159207631323594922006-09-25T20:57:00.000-07:002006-11-15T12:18:07.019-08:00Klinton made Chris Wallace his Bitch or How I Got Disappointed by Fox News for the First TimeDear America, I have never been ashamed of Fox News and love their unslanted take on the news. It is so refreshing to get news that is not being reported by impoverished newspaper reporters looking for a government handout. You can not really fault the press really, given that journalists are really just a college degree from slinging frys at some fast food joint. Few have the substantial Rob. R. Baronhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04637875051971702890noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32366072.post-1158726053337906972006-09-19T20:36:00.000-07:002006-11-15T12:18:06.958-08:00Sorry America, I am Beset with the Plague of CTS!Dear America,Please attribute my recent dirth of posts to the liberal plague of Carpal Tunnel Syndrome. I can not find much to indicate it from his Wikipedia entry but I am almost positive that the qwerty keyboard must have been the work of communists. But there is a certain guilt by association of its adoption by the subversive socialist fifth element that became the press beginning in the Rob. R. Baronhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04637875051971702890noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32366072.post-1158042179296717372006-09-11T22:17:00.000-07:002006-11-15T12:18:06.898-08:00Liberal TreacheryKentucky Progress has once again exposed some liberal treachery in a wonderful post entitled "Herald Leader Hires Michael Moore".The following is a comment on the article which I posted in the comments section of KY Progress' post:The silly liberals even say "Yet anyone who questions or criticizes Bush's decisions is branded an appeaser of fascists" as if they were not actually appeasing fascistsRob. R. Baronhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04637875051971702890noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32366072.post-1158042060606065992006-09-10T22:20:00.000-07:002006-11-15T12:18:06.820-08:00My ApologiesDear America, I just wanted to say that I am sorry, I have been neglecting you this week. It all started out with that American socialist holiday that was forced upon us, recognizing “the worker” (where have we heard that kind of talk before?), which really only breeds the deadly sin of sloth. Labor day just says to the terrorists “Hey, We are gonna have a holiday that celebrates what we are Rob. R. Baronhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04637875051971702890noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32366072.post-1157051036762696742006-08-30T21:39:00.000-07:002006-11-15T12:18:06.756-08:00Lets Keep the IRS as a Weapon against Dissent, at Least Until a Democrat is ElectedKentucky Progress had a little blurb about how the Fair Tax and elimination of the income tax would actually be good for us, since the IRS could no longer hold an organization's religious exemptions against them when churches want to endorse Republican candidates. It made some good points about how the elimination of charitable exemptions wouldn't hurt charities because most people do not Rob. R. Baronhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04637875051971702890noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32366072.post-1156916351564217782006-08-29T21:53:00.000-07:002006-11-15T12:18:06.684-08:00Freedom from TerroristsDear America,The Paducah Sun today carried a letter to the editor that said it all: "In America, if you are not doing anything wrong, you should not complain about what our government is doing to keep you safe from terrorists. You are not losing a freedom; you are more safe, and gain freedom from terrorists."Subscribers can view it here (everyone else can just suck it, the Paxtons are true oil Rob. R. Baronhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04637875051971702890noreply@blogger.com0