Blood Pudding: A British Abomination and Liberal Plot

Dear America,
One of the liberals that I am currently monitoring recently asked this:

"Dear America,
How is it that roughly a third of your people claim some sort of Irish/Scots-Irish ancestry and yet you refuse to stock black and/or white pudding in your groceries?"

I know how you don't mind me speaking on your behalf. Here was my reply:

Well, I do speak for America, the real America, not the fake one that elects Democratic majorities, so I can tell you that it is because of our Judeo-Christian roots.

I am sure that you, as one of the ivory tower liberal elite, have little knowledge of scripture besides what is required to burn it so let me inform you what the Bible says about it:

"...the blood thereof, shall ye not eat." - Genesis 9:4

"Therefore I said unto the children of Israel, No soul of you shall eat blood, neither shall any stranger that sojourneth among you eat blood."

"So when any man from the sons of Israel, or from the aliens who sojourn among them, in hunting catches a beast or a bird which may be eaten, he shall pour out its blood and cover it with earth."

"For it is the life of all flesh; the blood of it is for the life thereof: therefore I said unto the children of Israel, Ye shall eat the blood of no manner of flesh: for the life of all flesh is the blood thereof: whosoever eateth it shall be cut off."
- Leviticus 17:12-14

"For it seemed good to the Holy Ghost, and to us, to lay upon you no greater burden than these necessary things; That ye abstain from meats offered to idols, and from blood, and from things strangled, and from fornication: from which if ye keep yourselves, ye shall do well" - Acts 15:28-29

Notice it says to pour out the blood, not make sausage out of it. I am well aware that it is a typical liberal impulse to ignore what the Good Book says in pursuit of one's prurient and epicurean interests, but it is absolutely clear that eating blood is an abomination on par with menstruating women, lobsters and and gay sex.

One can only conclude that the Greater British fondness for the dish can only be traced back to their human-sacrificing pagan ancestors, and perhaps even a flaw in their cultural identity.

It is this disconnect with Godly living that probably makes the British and the car-bombing Irish in particular more prone to being drunkards as a means of escape from their sin filled lives and bad dentistry.

If only our own ancestors had listened to the admonition of the Mayor of Rock Ridge, "OK, we will take the blacks and the chinks, but we ain't taking no stinking Irish!". It is probably that one third of the population of which you speak that is at fault for our current moral decay and Democratic majority in Congress.

I for one see your blatant promotion of this abominable dish as just another anti-Christian, liberal attempt to destroy the moral fabric or our society and outlaw prayer, just like you all are trying with that gay wedding-ing.

So for defending you against all liberal scourges, foreign and domestic, you're welcome America.

Your Humble Servant,
Rob R. Baron ~ Esquire

JunkScience.Com: America's Defender Investigating Liberal Distortions Overall

Dear America,
There was a discussion over at Kentucky Progress about JunkScience.com's offer of $100,000 for definitive proof that global warming is manmade. I kind of think its obviously just a publicity stunt and a ploy because only liberals believe people cause global warming, and liberals hate money. It's like offering dog shit to a normal person, it won't be received very well. So I did some research and offered my own opinion of JunkScience.Com:

JunkScience.com is truly a fair and balanced source, unfettered by the dehabilitating mental disease of Liberalism.

I only need as proof all of their efforts to "debunk" the debunker:
Steve Milloy, shill

How Big Tobacco Helped Create "the Junkman"

In this article the silly libs get all bent out of shape for Milloy getting all Coulteresque on one of their favorite liars/wealth redistributionists. (my pet name for so-called America hating environmentalists)

Some crazy Mooney has written a book trying to debunk him and other good conservative scientists, or "Truth-Tellers" as like I like to call them.

Some liberal clings to the notion that Rachel Carson was not a communist trying to destroy our way of life and give us malaria as part of some secret WHO population control program.

Slate is even attacking the Mutual Fund (Free Enterprise Action Fund) Milloy runs.

I say we show those stinking liberals we will not be fooled and invest all of the (hopefully privatized Social Security) money we can into the Free Enterprise Action Fund where we can fight liberal lies and get rich doing it, all the while laughing while the solar cycle starts to cool and we won't have won't have hurricanes anymore, or whatever was going to happen anyway regardless of human intervention.

So America, please join me in welcoming the addition of JunkScience.Com as the newest member of the much coveted "Us" list. And for exposing you to this much needed source of liberal debunkerism, you are welcome.

Your Humble Servant,
Rob R. Baron ~ Esquire

Mormonism: Apostate Abomination Worse than Homosexuality?

Dear America,
Grimsaburger(Suspected Liberal Sympathizer), my pet liberal, posted on her blog a complaint about the workers next door blasting Rush Limbaugh. Most reasonable people would be grateful. She was not, I can only infer from that that this must be her time of the month. She claimed that Rush, or someone, was "bitching about Mormons". I did not hear the show described but tried to correct her opinion about it anyway.

I for one, would be glad to listen to Rush bitch about the Mormons. Its about time if you ask me. You know anybody can go off against gay people (or Democrats). They're a bunch of wussy sissies. It's not like they fight back in anyway beyond barbing criticism of what you are wearing.

But nobody hardly ever says anything about the Mormons, who fundamentally commit scriptural abominations and are probably where gays got the original inspiration for "redefining marriage". Their apostasy is far more abominable than any dirty man sex. Yet we still allow THEM to get married and raise and indoctrinate kids into their sorry, hellbound, wicked lifestyle.

Anyone who would want more than one wife has got to be a little off in the head anyway. Michael Savage ought to write a book about Mormonism being a Mental Disorder.

For keeping ever diligent against the mounting Mormon scourge, you are welcome America.

Your Humble Servant,
Rob R. Baron ~ Esquire

Prosper.com: A Boon to the Small Time Borrower and Prospective Investor or A Back Door To Communism?

Dear America,
I just wanted to report upon a growing menace that threatens our very economic existence. Here is an adaptation of a post I made over at Kentucky Progress, my favorite Kentucky political blog:

The liberals over at NPR had a story about Prosper.com. I was only listening to document their elitist liberal bias and their treasonous bad mouthing of the president, I swear!

But it is apparently some wacky scheme where people who want to borrow money put up listings for loan amounts and the interest rate they are willing to pay and people who want to lend money and can accept the possible risk can bid on partially or fully funding those loans.

At first I thought what a neat way to let capitalism work in a problem space such as this (we were discussing pay-day loan companies). But then I realized that since it was on NPR, I can only think this is some kind of back door ploy to get communism into our banking industry. It sounds a little too "From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs"-ish if you ask me. They are probably trying to destroy our sub-prime lending industry from the inside out and take our economy down with it so they can redistribute our wealth. The liberals can be so tricky at times, we must be ever vigilante!

These lefties are practically stealing money that rightfully belongs to Chase and Citibank, given how much money those two both pay our Congressmen to make sure they have every possible advantage over the plebes they make their money off of.

But I thought you might find it interesting, if you haven't already heard about it.

So for exposing Prosper.com as the shameless bunch of Communist who are trying to destroy our banking industry, you are most certainly welcome America.
Your Humble Servant,
Rob R. Baron ~ Esquire

UPDATE: Mr. Progress (Kentucky) kindly responded:

Rob, as much as I admire your diligence, slow down just a little bit. What you describe sounds like a free market solution. Lay off the NPR for a few weeks, will you?

"Lay off the NPR"? Always good advice KP, that's always good advice. - RRB

A rare and most sincere apology: My virtuous conscience compels me to apologize to the fine folks at Progress Software Corporation (NASDAQ: PRGS) whose URL of Progress.com I had previously mis-identified as this imminent commie threat. I'm sure they do swell work, and since they are listed on the stock exchange, must be nice and successful people, with access to more lawyers than I would care to shake a stick at, even though most lawyers are Democrats. So please keep them in mind if you ever need some data infrastructure products or some service oriented business applications developed and deployed.

Question: Are Liberals Really to Blame For Our Immigration Woes? Answer: Abso-freekin'-lutely.

Dear America,
I recently commented on the immigration debate and tried to engage one of my fellow conservatives, one Mr. Red Rage Hate Monger. This was concerning a bill introduced in Kentucky to penalize those that hire illegal immigrants.

red rage hate monger had this to contribute...

I noticed today that there's hundreds of them that come out at dusk and hang out at all these new county parks around the state.

The county sheriffs ignore them instead of rounding them up and shipping them back to California to the liberals that turned them loose on us to begin with.

I replied:

Come now, Red Rage Hate Monger, do you really think there are enough gainfully employed or business owning liberals to have "turned them loose on us"? That would imply they were not sitting around on their sofas, smoking the dope, and waiting on their welfare checks to arrive from the federal government. Nope, they are coming here to work for people who have jobs to offer, and conservatives are the only choice between liberals and conservatives when it comes to owning a business that involves hiring people and doesn't involve hemp string and beads.

Liberals just want to hand out checks, they don't actually want to "pay" money in exchange for labor because it is so against the grain of the communistic and aetheistic ideal that they are striving for, so naturally they are not suited to owning businesses.

While we can certainly blame liberals for wanting to give illegal immigrants hugs and free money, they are actually "unleashed" by conservative business owners fighting to keep wages down so that we consumers don't have to pay as much for our goods.

What we need to do is to try and make Americans happier with less money and lower standards of self-actualization. Only when Americans are happy making the same thing they did thirty years ago, will conservative business owners not have to resort to hiring illegals to keep the unions out of their workforce.

When an illegal gets hurt on the job, you just pay him for the day and then send him on his way, hopefully back to Mexico, but probably down to the nearest schoolyard to sell reefers to the little children. When it's an American, you have to worry about lawsuits, worker's compensation, then you have to find a way to fire them that doesn't look like it was just because they had outlived their use fullness.

But the more I think about it, the more I see the whole immigration problem actually IS the fault of liberals, cause they had liberal activists judges and labor union lobbiests make it harder to employ Americans by defining some onerous standards about how workers can be treated. With all the rules and regulations heaped upon the poor small businessman by liberals in our government, it is no wonder that the noble people running America's business have turned to dirty and unclean Mexicans that they are in no way accountable for.

BTW, most of these Mexicans are Papists, who bow to a Roman dictator. Their allegiance is not to the US or even Mexico, but to this theistic despot with over a billion followers under his command. Here we have a world leader who supports terrorists by saying we should stop killing them, and pull out of Iraq. I can only hope that our troops are not allowed to be demoralized by that man's words. Perhaps he should be next on Pat Robertson's list of leaders to "Take-Out", right behind Chavez.

So for reminding those that Know Nothing about what this debate is all about, your welcome America.

Your Humble Servant,
Rob R. Baron ~ Esquire

Wal-Mart, the Solution to Our Health Care Woes? or Ain't No Freaking Way That's Gonna Happen

Dear America,
Below is a response to the Kentucky Progress Blog Entry "WalMart Shoppers Should Demand Health Reform".

Mr. Progress,
Do you think they will have the production of diagnoses moved over to China once they have determined that diagnoses from American sources are less cost efficient?

That would make good sense. Chinese doctors are not hampered with malpractice insurance fees, and they do have an overabundant supply of organs to be donated to people who need them.

But even if they don't do this, they still might have problems managing the staff in their clinics. Like when one of their doctors wants to take off to go on one of those Pharmaceutical Company Sponsored Golf outings, and it might mean overtime for another doctor, they just can't put the doctor who wants off on the night shift until he quits like they might do to a dairy manager. They won't be able to lock doctors in the building overnight until they are finished seeing patients although they will probably have them on salary so they won't be able to complain about uncompensated overtime.

For Wal-mart to get into the health care industry may require a complete change in their corporate culture, where they may have to change the way they look at their employees. They can't just look at a Doctor as one of the expendable pods who stock their shelves, they actually will need to make an actual investment in a human being that doesn't sit on their board of directors.

It is in this area I think they will fail as they have absolutely no experience with retaining an employee with actual skills that other businesses may be willing to pay more for or providing the benefit packages that professionals such as Doctors and nurses are used to.

I actually know some of the folks who worked at Walmart.com (which was actually a buyout of a failed tool seller from the dotcom bubble) and what does Wal-mart do for the computer programmers there? They put security cameras in their cubicles and made them pay for the pencils they used and the coffee they drank and to really rub their face in the pile of poo that their job had become they made them do The Wal-Mart Cheer.

Of course, when they all raised hell and threatened to walk off the job, in a rare "pro-labor" move the suit responsible for those changes was promptly fired. But the "Bob" who replaced him would probably have done the same thing, and I will be damn surprised if they don't try to get someone who spent a decade of his life earning a title in front of his name to shake his ass while yelling "Squiggly!"*.


*For those uninitiated to The Wal-Mart Cheer, "Squiggly" is what they yell when they get to the "~" between 'l' and 'M'. And yes, you are supposed to shake your butt when you scream it or you are just not a "team player".

KP's Reply:

Maybe, Rob, but I think they will probably just run it like their optical centers and pharmacies.

Probably accurate, but oh-so BORING. I guess my biggest problem with Wal-Mart is that its blatantly unfair that poor people can go there and pay less for things that cost twice as much as Neiman-Marcus. So for exposing the dangers of Wal-Mart to an unsuspecting populace, Your Welcome America,

Your Humble Servant,
Rob R. Baron ~ Esquire

Defending the Honor of Christopher Columbus

Dear America,
You may have noticed in my list of "Them", links there is one for "Suspected Liberal Sympathizer". This is a charity case that I have taken on, a poor dear deluded woman who thinks her place in life is to become one of those despicable people that David Horowitz is always trying to warn us against. I am afraid it is all for naught, as she, like you America, doesn't seem either capable or willing to do what is best for her. I normally just try to constructively prod her in the right direction, but it is mostly beating a dead horse. But still I try, like today when she had the audacity to link Columbus with genocide in a glib passing phrase. I was not having it.

Ms. Grimasburger,
You more than anyone should know that any correlation between Columnbus and genocide is simply the work of liberal Historical Revisionists and Ivory Tower Liberal Elites.

You probably don't watch Fox News so you are probably not aware that all this talk about genocide by Columbus is simply liberals trying to always depict white men as criminal degenerates, while at the same time elevating the relevance and accomplishments of minorities and women to a similar stature as those who actually built this country into what it is today.

This is so they can make the writings of Marx and Hitler equivalent to Madison and Jefferson and the books by the Marquis de Sade to be equivalent to the Bible.

Liberals, because they hate America for some self-loathing reason, want school children to think that our founding fathers were scumbags so they always talk about things like raping, killing, slavery, and locking women up in mental institutions for wanting to vote and not the steady march of progress that has brought us where we are today. Or rather to the 1950's when everything was right with America and everyone knew there place.

That was before the liberals had to stir things up, interloping into other people's voting standards, demoralizing our military, and perhaps worst of all, making contraception legal and decriminalizing sodomy.

Now they want us to not celebrate Columbus day! Well, I am here to tell you that this holiday means a great deal to our fellow Italian Americans, much as those Irish love the St. Patrick's Day (never mind that the lack of snakes available to hunt plague bearing rats probably brought more death to Ireland than snakes ever would have. Heck the Irish who die from alcohol poisoning on any given St. Patrick's day is probably more than would have ever died from snakebite.)

So while I wouldn't want any Italians living in my neighborhood (they are after all gangsters and papists who bow to a Roman dictator), I can not idly stand by and watch you smear this great segment of our population along with their greatest hero ( or rather their greatest hero who wasn't a fag).

And trust me, you don't want some WOPs pissed off at you. Especially if you breed race horses.

She later acknowledges my forsight:

Ah, Mr. Baron, you never let me down. Especially the part about the Marquis de Sade and the Bible. It's taken decades for anyone to discover it, but you've identified the most important secret foundations of the Liberal Atheist Homosexual Feminist agenda! Bravo!

I KNEW IT!!!!!!!

So for defending the discoverer of this country, even if he was 300 years too early to be a real American AND for discovering and exposing some of the lesser known but more nefarious underpinnings of liberalism, you are welcome America.

Your Humble Servant,
Rob R. Baron ~ Esquire

Hilton Head Island, Heaven on Earth

Dear America,
I have just returned from a most fabulous time at a most fabulous place: Hilton Head Island, South Carolina. Not only does South Carolina have the most active organization for re-Separation from the Godless morass that America has become thanks to the Liberals and their islamist conspirators, but they have also established within Hilton Head, SC, the time honored tradition of exlusionism based upon your own personal achievement index, which silly liberals might not realize is an allusion to your wallet.

A good portion of the island is covered with these private gated communities that keep out everybody who doesn't belong. The Mexicans you hire at Lowes and Home Depot have to be granted access prior to their arrival. Even if you have friends who are staying at some of the less swanky accommodations, you can hide from their poor asses inside of your sweet villa.

The security guards won't let them in, unless they are staying there. And if they aren't staying there, they are probably some skanky ass poor person who would be bringing every body down. I think the guards at The Shipyards are particular eager to give the Rodney King treatment to anybody who might want to just "come visit". If you are so condemned as to having to bring your mother in law with you, you can stay at The Shipyards, put her up somewhere else, and then their security team mace her if she so much as even tries to come by where you are staying.

Hilton Head, South Carolina is a proud reminder of what America is supposed to be about. A place where poor people can feel uncomfortable and minorities can still feel like minorities. Like the title says Heaven on Earth.

My only wish is that they would please just do something about those damn dolphins. My wife was swimming out on the beach and some dolphins came very close to her. I can only hope she is not tainted from their rampant homosexuality and lack of monogamy. Tuna just hasn't tasted the same since they started keeping the dolphins out of it.

So please America, take Hilton Head SC as a model of what we need to become. A town where the sun had better not set on your smelly Mexican ass, and if you don't have five dollars and a car to get to Harbor Town, well you probably shouldn't even be trying to get there. A week in this place is what my tax cut got me, what did your Earned Income Credit get you, dirtbag? You Democratic Majority Electing Scum.

Your Humble Servant,
Rob R. Baron ~ Esquire

A Woman Doing a Man's Work, Getting Paid Less, then Having the Balls to Say Something About It = Feminazism

Dear America,
I was reconnoitering the the diabolitry of suspected liberals when I came upon this one's latest rant on a recent Supreme Court decision. Yeah liberal, guess what? Activist Judges go both ways! Constitutional Constructionism is a bitch. Hope you enjoy having this shoved down your throat like I've had Gay Tolerance shoved down mine!

Mrs. Grimasburger, one thing you conveniently left out of the story was that the woman was on her period for a quarter of the time she worked there, at least until her womb dried up. I think that entitles her to 1/4 less pay.

You, being the Godless Secular Fundamentalist Ivory Tower Liberal Elite that you are, probably do not know that Bible identifies menstruating women as unclean and having sex with one is an abomination that is akin to having sex with another man. Men aren't even supposed to touch them.

But I would bet that not one man at that Goodyear plant ever complained about her defiling them one week out of each month and this is how she shows her gratitude. With lawsuits.

Since I have come over hear to school you on the conservative perspective let me also take this opportunity to comment on your previous post on "the pill".

The problem with the pill and with the HPV vaccine and even with convenient availability of condoms is this: Women are whores. By there very nature if they could just go around having sex without fear of disease or childbirth, they would be going at it like rabbits all the time with anybody and whoever comes along.

Pat Robertson has already exposed this whole feminism and equal rights thing as something that makes woman want to leave their husbands, become lesbians, practice witchcraft and vote Democratic.

You are playing with fire.

May Hannity be praised and Colmes be damned!
Rob R. Baron ~ Esquire

Apparently, Ms. Grimsaburger saw some of the wisdom in my eneffable logic. She responded:

Mr. Baron, I can see that you and former Speaker Gingrich agree on one thing at least--women are unfit for most duties because of their "monthly hemorrhage" (Gingrich noted this specifically in reference to women in the military)...P.S. you've given me much to think about Re: witchcraft and lesbianism. Don't tell my priest or my husband, or me for that matter. Who knows what I'd do without the guiding influence of the patriarchy!

For straightening out the possibly-redeemable libs when I can, Your Welcome America!

Your Humble Servant,
Rob R. Baron ~ Esquire

The Final Solution for the Liberal "Problem"

Dear America,
I know that you have been eagerly jonesing for my next pearls of wisdom like a crack whore in Utah, but as I like to listen to the words in the Good Book when it's convenient, I have not been throwing my pearls before a bunch of Democrat-Electing swine. I decided not to bother enduring the great personal sacrifice that my carpal tunnels would have to endure documenting all of the treasonous warcrimes and terrorist comforting that the Democrats will be doing until 2008. When they find time somewhere between raising everybodies' taxes, outlawing Christianity and trying to take our guns away from us, that is.

Luckily, for you America, there are others out there more forgiving of your political adultery. Like my dear friends over at Shelley The Republican, of course. I must confess sometimes her exposes' on the misdeeds of liberals makes me so mad, I just don't want to even think about them. But I recently stumbled upon another Conservative Warrior's blog, one that doesn't just talk about liberals, but actually has a plan for what to do with them.

I am proud to add LiberalsMustDie.com to my list of "Us" under the title of The Cure for Liberalism. They are doing a lot of good work over there, and I hope when you come crying to me, offering to suck my dick for just a taste of my Conservative Wisdom, you can just click on their link and choke on it, You Democrat-loving Bitch.


Your Humble Servant,
Rob R. Baron ~ Esquire

In Defence of Religious Persecution

Dear America,
A story that was on the Drudge report revealed how we as a culture are not very sensitive to the feelings of others. Sometimes this gets us into trouble as we travel to distant lands. This story was about a stewardess that was not allowed to take her Bible with her when her plane flys to our good dear friends in Saudi Arabia. She is now claiming religious discrimination by her employer BMI.

Besides the typical conservative refrain of "if you don't like your working conditions find another job" argument I would usually use in this situation, I would also add that her employers are merely looking our for her best interest. It's not like she is being forbidden to take a Bible into California, like something the ACLU would want some judicial activist to legislate from the bench. This is a separate sovereign nation that has it's own laws and ideas. One of these ideas it that they would want to cut her head off if she were allowed to just do "whatever feels good".

If the Saudi's would cut her head off, it would lead to a rather embarrassing position for the US and her greatest ally in the middle east. The liberal media would most likely ignore it because she was a Christian, unless possibly she was a really hot white chick. But considering for the sake of argument she is dog ugly and the liberal media ignores her story for something more "movie of the weekish", word about this incident would eventually spread, probably thanks to the conservative blogosphere, and the average man on the street hears about it. They would be enraged.

Then we would have diplomatic difficulties for our great ally Saudi Arabia, which would be most unfortunate. After all, Saudi Arabia has helped us so much in our war on terror and our oil shortages. They quietly "render" some of our most heinous terrorists and even execute some, sparing us the necessity of having to question them ourselves. The Saudi's are our friends and we should not put them in a position of having to behead one of our (or Britain's) citizens for being an infedel trying to corrupt their Islamic state with nonKoranic literature.

Like one of them said many years ago when they were throwing the civilized world back into the dark ages burning the Library of Alexandria to the ground, "If it is not in the Koran it is unnecessary, and if it is in the Koran it is repetitious".

You see America, the Saudi's are in many ways a lot like California liberals. While Saudi's do not share the California liberal's love of narcotics and alchohol, they both view the Bible and pork to be evil, and women to be sex objects that only exist to satisfy men's sexual urges.

This is what they believe, and we should respect that, like we do those silly Californians, as long as they, unlike the radical homosexual agenda, do not try to force their lifestyle onto us, which they clearly do not want to do or otherwise they would be funding those MADrASSas in America. But they aren't, and not interfering in our ally's internal affairs is the least we can do, especially considering the eternity in hell they are facing for their "religious convictions", which the persecuted stewardess obviously won't have to worry about.

It's probably just as well. There are no taxicabs or convenience stores in heaven. What would they then do?

For sticking up for our Allies in the Global War on Terrorism, your welcome America.

Your Humble Servant,
Rob R. Baron ~ Esquire

More Americans are Getting in On the Bitch Slapping of the Electorate

Dear America,
As I said previously, I will cease bitch-slapping you for allowing terrorist sympathizers control of our Federal Legislators. But that doesn't mean I won't reprint some bitch-slapping from other freedom loving patriots.

So True:

'Real comics'

The Democrats are real comics. Since they won a few seats in the House and Senate, their leaders, Sen. Harry Reid and Rep. Nancy Pelosi, are asking the President to engage in bipartisanship.

Where have they been for the past six years when the President needed them?

They ignored the needs of the country and spent their time complaining and trashing.

EARL K. STIGGER

Louisville 40241

Liberals will scream upon reading that "they were ignored by the Republican leadership" or "they were marginalized", as if they expected clear thinking conservatives, untainted by fallacious liberal thinking, to do anything but marginalize and ignore the stupid liberals. That is what they are elected to do.

I thought this next guy was actually a liberal but then I realized he is trying to be sarcastic. NOTE TO CONSERVATIVES: Leave the sarcasms to pompous Hollywood liberal elitess. This is one of the few areas where liberals naturally excel over conservatives that doesn't involve sodomy and handing out welfare to lazy people. You see, sarcasm is too much like lieing for conservatives to be good at.

Hallelujah! Liberals are in charge, tax hikes, pass for illegals assured (Non-Subscribers can suck it)

Glory! Hallelujah! Praise the electorate! Happy days are here again! The Liberals (whoops — Democrats) are back in control! Oh, the sheer joy of it all! Higher taxes, amnesty for illegals, much ado about nothing and no concensus on anything! “Pack up the babies, grab the old ladies and everyone go (with sincere apologies to Neil Diamond) to Sister Pelosi’s traveling salvation show.” Our redemption draweth nigh! Guest Preachers: Brothers Kennedy, Reid, Dean and surprise guests. Be very careful what you pray (wish) for. Sometimes the wanting is far better than the having.

CHARLES SEAVERS
Mayfield

Especially, if you are making minimum wage and get displaced when it is raised by the Democrats in January, he should have added.

It don't stop there:

Yarmuth's `crawfishing'

It's already starting. John Yarmuth is crawfishing away from the East End bridge.

...

Besides letting all of Bush's tax cuts expire (essentially raising taxes on all of us), forcing our brave military to 'put their tails between their legs' and run home from Iraq (like his hero Clinton did at Mogadishu), you can count on 20 million illegal Mexicans being made immediate citizens. And there won't be any new fence, either.

I just hope all who voted for Yarmuth and the other liberals realize what you have turned loose on all of us, all because of hatred for President Bush.

CHARLES BLANFORD

Crestwood, Ky. 40014

I wish he would have attributed which liberal sponsored the legislation he quotes that forces our military to 'put their tails between their legs', but I will just assume it was John Kerry, Ted Kennedy, John Murtha or Hillary. It would have been nice to know for sure though.

But I found Mr. BlandFord's letter particularly inspiring because I could draw from it paralells in my own life from it. See my tags have expired on my car. When a cop finally stops me to tell me about it, I will just ask him why he wants to raise my taxes. I was paying this amount, then I effectively payed a lower amount, then they will expect me to pay more than I was. That is a tax increase! Of course, the liberals down at the KSP probably won't see it that way.

Ivory Tower Liberal Elites refer to the rhetorical style of the following letter as an ad hominem logical fallacy. That is just liberalspeak meaning that it is true and they can't argue with the facts.

'World War III'

If all those opposed to the Iraq war had lived in 1943, we'd be speaking Japanese.

Iraq is a strategic target for Iran and Syria in establishing control of all Middle East oil. Then they can destroy America by refusing to sell oil to America.

You may not admit it, but since the bombing of the Marine barracks in Lebanon and all subsequent attacks on America, we are in World War III.

DICK STICH

Louisville 40220

I have to disagree with the last part of Stich, Dick's argument though because the Lebanon bombing happened when Reagan was President. It portrays him as weak and he shouldn't have brought it up except in the context of the Democrats being in control of Congress then too.

Sorry to have to do it to you America, but I feel like I have to keep on you, so that 2 years from now you don't make the same mistakes again. When that day comes and you have shown yourself to be trustworthy of something as serious as voting, you will realize your folly. You will thank me, Rob R. Baron ~ Esquire, when that day comes and for that, America, you are welcome.

Your Humble Servant,
Rob R. Baron ~ Esquire

America, We Still Have A Lot To Be Thankful For

Dear America,
I know that I have probably already convinced you that your whimsical, and most likely drunken voting strategies are going to have disastrous consequences that you are going to have to live with. So I'm not I'm not going to bitch slap you tonight like I have been doing for the last 3 weeks. It is after all the Holidays and the season of giving is upon us or not giving in the case of said bitch slaps.

You know I don't want to America, its just that you make me so mad some times, like when you vote for Democrats, that I almost think that you are purposely trying to make me mad. Are you purposely trying to make me mad, America? Don't you know how bad that makes me feel when you make me bitch slap you?

Anyway, instead I would like to address the good things that we have to be thankful for. Unlike the heathens and pagans among us, this is what we do this time of year.

We can be thankful that John Murtha was not elected House Majority Leader. I not even that sure what the House Majority Leader even does but I'm thankful it didn't happen because that is what Nancy Pelosi wanted. When he told that Arab back in the Eighties that "maybe I'll be interested, maybe I won't" in taking future bribes, he revealed himself as a flip-flopper, just like John Kerry. Either you take bribes or you don't. It's that simple.

If a guy I thought was an Arab with more money than sense tried to bribe me, I would not have looked at it as a possible future business opportunity. I would just assume that he was simply doing business as it is done where he comes from or maybe Europe and unknowledgable about the way things were done over here.

I wouldn't be trying to get him to invest money in my district. I would be schooling him on the necessity of not offering bribes to politicians, especially Democrats, who almost without fail start counting up the gay terrorist hookers they are going to hire and how much blow they are going to score when ever they see a big pile of cash. That might be OK for Arabiana, but it don't fly in Indiana!

Thankfully, thanks to the whole Arabs-bribing-congressman thing, Democratic Congressman are gun shy about taking bribes from Arabs now. That is fortunate in today's political climate. When Al-Queda types start bringing the briefcases of money to Nancy Pelosi "in tribute", she will hopefully think its FBI operatives and will not be interested "at this point". It might be our only hope with the Democrats in control of Congress.

And for that hope, America, you have J. Edgar Hoover to thank. And me, Rob R. Baron ~ Esquire, for telling you about it.

Though I can't speak for J, for my part America, you are welcome.

Your Humble Servant,
Rob R. Baron ~ Esquire

The Enemy is US

Dear America,
Some more letter to the editor writers in the Courier-Journal have come out in agreement with me on not letting just anybody vote anymore. They, like me, also believe that perhaps the responsibility of electing our leaders should not be left to people who would elect Democrats. Here is what they have to say:

Philistines rule

If an untainted person with the integrity, the accomplishments, the tangible hard dollars delivered to this city and the genuine class of an Anne Northup cannot earn the endorsement of your paper, we are clearly in the hands of the Philistines.

The philosopher Pogo must have been speaking to this city when he observed: "We has met the enemy and they is us."

Northup is gone. Crank up your keyboards and begin to camouflage Hillary Clinton as a reincarnation of Mother Theresa.

Woe be to any Republican running for office from this city. Their chances for election would be as remote as would be an endorsement for a cigarette at a cancer meeting.

W. T. McLAUGHsaLotNot

Louisville

Pelosi's values

We, the people of Kentuckiana by our voting actions (or inactions) have succeeded in bringing Nancy Pelosi and her secular-progressive, San Francisco values to our area of the country.

This lady has a record of promoting the killing of innocent children, taxing all people who work in order to pay those who do not, is ignorant of the need to protect ourselves from foreign terrorists and demonstrates absolute disdain for our military families, our families and our democratic institutions.

Now, she is third in line for the presidency of our country.

I hope we are all happy. We and only we are responsible for our actions. We have met the enemy and it is us.

E. W. Hoser

LaGrange, Ky.

Mr. Hoser's letter was particularly enlightening. I hadn't thought about how when a Speaker of the House gets elected, their values are immediately thrust upon the rest of the nation or at least Kentucky. But I guess that is how we got exemptions for drinking on Sunday within racetracks and convention centers - that had to be Tip ONeal's doing. I also never imagined that someone who gets elected to Congress and then becomes the first woman ever elected to be Speaker of the House would "demonstrate absolute disdain" for "our democratic institutions" but she is a liberal and from San Fransisco so it could be expected.

But this is a continuing theme among conservative thinkers everywhere. Here's one from the Mongomery Advertisor.

Pogo right about real enemy's identity

Pogo, the main character in the long-ago comic strip by the same name, once said, "We have met the enemy and he is us." Sometimes it appears that the worst enemy of America's war against terrorism is "us."

We broadcast to the terrorists that a significant number of Americans are not behind our elected government's war against them, and if they hold out long enough we will go away. We call our president a liar and compare him to the world's most despicable characters, past and present. If we were to say the same about our neighbors we would be sued.

We divulge to the terrorists, and then protest, our government's effort to listen in on the terrorist's phone conversations and to follow his financial transactions. When we do catch one, we fight to prevent our interrogators from using reasonable methods to get information about his plans.

We demonstrate against our treatment of terrorists, but not about the terrorists' kidnapping and beheading of our citizens. We "Monday morning quarterback" the plans of the president and our military leaders to fight terrorism, but we cannot agree on a better plan.

We quote the First Amendment to justify our actions. Although most of this may be political, such actions smack of aiding and abetting the terrorists. It certainly doesn't help America win this war.

Bob Stover
Alexander City

Of course, Mrs. Stover misrepresents the philosopher W. T. McLAUGHsaLotNot identified as a cartoon character, but he still makes a lot of valid points. Also from the MA, is this encouraging letter:

Stop encouraging our enemies:

There are a lot of people, some powerful and rich, who have gotten on TV and condemned our president, our government, the war in Iraq and many other things connected to Republicans. Their sour-grapes attitude and their desire to have their say are not helping anyone.

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The soldiers have access sometimes to TV, newspapers and other means of communication, and they, too, hear these remarks. This does nothing but further put them in harm's way by taking their minds off the job they are there to do.

The enemy has access to the news from our country, too. To hear our own citizens and politicians, as well as entertainment people, put this war and our president down further fuels their desire to do us harm.

Some of these naysayers claim to love this country. If so, why don't they use their influence to help someone who needs it, or by at least keeping their mouths shut. Yeah, I know we have freedom of speech, but there is also responsibility that goes with it. We are in the middle of a war. For heaven's sake, stop giving our enemies something to smile about.

Patricia Taylor

Hueytown

Mr. Taylor brings up some good points, not the least of which is that our soldiers should not have access to TV and newspapers, at least until we get this traitorous liberal media under control. Maybe we shouldn't give the terrorist access to our news either, and the only way to do this is to shut the press down. Our very freedom depends on shutting down the liberal media and shutting up people who disagree with our president.

Well, America, I hope that me and my fellow patriots have convinced you to see the error of your ways so that you never have the sick demonic urge to vote Democratic ever again. Remember our freedom is at stake, and if preserving it means stripping the voting rights from half of America, so be it.

One glorious day you'll thank me for it, and when that time comes America, your welcome.

Your Humble Servant,
Rob R. Baron ~ Esquire

I Can't Help Myself, You Had Me at Hello

Dear America,
I know we've been through some rough times here lately, me with my impotent typing fingers and you with your yellow cut and run Democrat streak festering like some cancerous disease. I know I need to get back on the right track of righting your errant course. Here is my humble attempt at doing that.

You may not have heard about the latest lurid scandal from the Democrats involving the very rich ex-Vice Presidential Candidate John Edwards, or as one of my new favorite conservative writers calls him "silver spoon liberal...little Johnny Edwards" and says about his political record:

"Wait a minute. I thought John Edwards was going to make Superman walk again. Oh yeah, he died!"

I think that is SO funny. Anyway, Edwards apparently sent some maccacan 'campaign worker' to stand in line for him to get a PlayStation 3 at Wal-Mart and now there is this big story about it. Whatever, just so you get that in the full context of what my new favorite conservative writer says, here is his whole post:

" Wait a minute. I thought John Edwards was going to make Superman walk again. Oh yeah, he died!

So, another silver spoon liberal is to be thrust upon America in the form of little Johnny Edwards. Isn't that special!

This reminds me of Nancy Pelosi, the leftist from CA who allegedly stands up for the union people yet hires illegals to work on her Napa Valley Vineyards and the union fools still vote for her, or liberals who whine about SUVs yet fly all over in their private jets.

The hypocrisy from the left never ends, never."

I knew when I read that, I was in the virtual company of greatness. I knew, fingers be damned, that I, Rob R. Baron ~ Esquire, had to post again. It is the encouragement of people like this that keep me going. So here is my followup to his inspiring words.

It always surprises me when Democrats do not change party affiliations once they get some money. It just makes sense that once you have something worth protecting from the excessive taxation of the liberals, you would do all that you could to protect your assets from being stripped from you and given to welfare queens, (the Regainesque, Cadillac-driving kind, not homosexuals in drag).

I suspect that in Edwards case, it is because he is a lawyer and the fortunes he receives from the lack of tort reform more than offset his parties' huge tax increases.

I am actually surprised that Edwards didn't actually get a gay illegal immigrant terrorist to stand in line for the game console instead of a campaign worker. Or maybe in the case of Edwards am I being redundant and they are always one and the same.

Yes, all Democrats should be walking or riding bicycles everywhere they go, just like their major funders, the Chinese, or they are hypocrites. Horses are not an option either because their flatulence also supposedly causes the so called global warming.

Finally, I, like Mr. So & So, am glad to see Superman dead. I think his powers were too strong to have been concentrated in one man, and the temptation to be corrupted by all that unchecked power is all too great, unless of course that one man is George W. Bush.

But I can't fault Pelosi for hiring illegals now. As I understand it, snooty Californians don't have the calloused hands for picking grapes. However, when she passes the Federally Mandated Wage Increase and puts all those poor people out of work, they can then go take the illegal's place picking grapes, because the illegals won't be able to climb that fence that is going to be built on the border.

Everybody Wins! At least until the terrorist attack us because they were emboldened by our election results.

As soon as I hit the publish button I felt invigorated! And I hold out hope, that somewhere deep down in your Democratically controlled congressional mind, maybe deep, dark down in the reptilian core of your brain, I can possibly reach the non Democratically-controlled part of you that wants to remain alive, and alive in that non-slave way the liberals want you to exist in.

Your Humble Servant,
Rob R. Baron ~ Esquire

More Woodshed Woopin' for America

Dear America,
I am still too hurt from your recent betrayal to speak to you, so I will let others say it for me.

From the Courier-Journal:

Some 'new direction'

Prior to the election, we had unemployment at less than the average of the last four decades, record tax revenues, lower taxes, the stock market and our 401(k)'s at record levels, inflation at 20-year lows, plummeting oil prices, no terrorist attacks on U.S. soil since 9/11, and the federal deficit down 50 percent over last year.

The Democrats offered change, a new direction, and apparently the American people thought a change was in order, and gave Congress to the Democrats.

From overseas, we are getting congratulations for the results. The al-Qaida leader in Iraq is ecstatic over the election and promises to blow up the White House; Hugo Chávez, the Marxist leader of Venezuela, congratulates the Democrats and calls Bush a genocidal leader who should be sentenced to death; 200 members of the European Parliament sign a joint statement calling the election the beginning of the end of a six-year nightmare, and best of all, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei of Iran says the election is a victory for the Iranian nation.

Is this the "new direction" we voted for on Election Day?

DOUGLAS B. ABRAMS

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Democrats' real agenda

Having campaigned as moderates, Democrats are wallowing in their glory and are wasting no time telling us what they "really" want to do.

Oblivious of the consequences, the Democrats want to provide more welfare - so who needs to work? Pass higher taxes - why work?

Roll back the Patriot Act — so terrorist can be free to plot another 9/11? Pull troops out of Iraq - so the terrorist can control oil?

Pass gun control — so you can't defend yourself? Unfettered immigration — why do we need a country?

The result will be, we'll reap what we sow.

More people not needing or wanting to work; companies not able to stay in business.

Terrorists free to terrorize. Gas prices at $20 a gallon or not available at all, and a country overrun with illegal immigrants....

Allison Thomas

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I am sure Osama Bin Laden and the Cave Dwellers had a rip roaring election party. And Rummy being gone was icing on the cake!
Rumor is OBL will have his coming out party in January.
Pelosi and Reid have him booked as the first witness in the Bush impeachment. Then he is off with Murtha and Biden on a college speaking tour about America's torture techniques.

- Blackie

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There you have it, America. More of the player-hating you deserve for electing Democrats to a majority in Congress. Soon they will outlaw Jesus and force Muslimism on everyone. You obviously can't be allowed to ever make these kinds of decisions for yourself ever again or our very freedom is at stake!

We can only hope that when those newly elected Democrats decsend locust-like upon the nation's capitol, God himself will see how wicked Washington, DC has become with a Democrat majority and send a hurricane to take them out, like he did New Orleans when they were going to have that gay pride parade. Since it too is filled with black people, FEMA will again be slow to respond and the resulting chaos will cause the ultimate gridlock, or so we can only hope for the good of the nation.

Until then we can only wait idly by while THEY prepare to take our guns, socialize our medicine, raise our taxes and make it easier for terrorist to blow us up and for gay people to recruit our school kids to promote their special rights agenda.

One day, when all but a few of us remain after the sodomites and Islamists of the Democratic party have reduced this this country to a bunch of snivelling PC feminist atheist pansies, it's going to hit you like a righteous ephiphany. You will think "Rob R. Baron ~ Esquire tried to warn us, but though we had eyes, we could not hear, and though we have ears, we did not see."

You will wish you had listened to me. You'll want to thank me when that day comes, and when it does, America, you would be welcome. But unfortunately I don't associate with snivelling PC feminist atheist pansies, so America shape up or move to France!

Your Humble Servant,
Rob R. Baron ~ Esquire

America is Fixing to Go to The Woodshed, and Its Going to Pick its Own Hickory Switch on It's Way!

or WTF??? I Turn My Back for a Minute and Look What You've Done!

Dear America,
I take a little time off of blogging to let my typing hands recover and look what happens. You completely lose your way. I suppose I only have myself to blame, but I choose not to. THIS IS YOUR FAULT AMERICA!

You really screwed the pooch this time and not in a Rick Santorum kind of way. Our great leader told you repeatedly that a vote for Democrats was a vote for the terrorists. But did you listen? No, you went ahead and gave them control of the House of Republicans. Nice going. Now they are going to raise our taxes so they can give terrorists welfare. But you don't have to take my word for it, America. Here are a few others:

From the Courier-Journal:

This is a message for John Yarmuth. If you try to take away our tax cuts and engage (with your fellow Democrats) in a "cut-and-run" strategy in Iraq and Afghanistan, you will be another one-term wonder like Mike Ward.

Do not show more loyalty to Nancy Pelosi than to the people of Louisville or you will hear about it in 2008.

Also, if what the Democrats are proposing sees the light of day, Louisville could end up like any major city in Israel (with constant battles with terrorism) because the people of this district voted for a candidate that was endorsed by al-Qaida. Beware.

PATRICK GALLOWAY

… I hope the people of Louisville and the staff at The Courier-Journal are happy with an anti-family, anti-Christian, pro-abortion, anti-gun socialist in Congress, because that's what they've chosen.

DAVID RAINEY

To put a positive spin on the race: Anne Northup deserves a break from the rat race in Washington. John Yarmuth gets to try on the new lifestyle of having a real job.

Let's give this golfer and silent partner a chance. Those of you who voted for him: Please don't lower your standards now; watch him dabble with our future….

SCOTT SIMPSON

Yes, bring the troops home because we all want this war to come to our Lexus SUV's in our driveways and kill our no good redneck children, right? That's how you nuts all voted. And minimum wage being raised means that the educated working people will have to pay for it. Healthcare for everyone? Nice thought, but I don't want to pay for someone else's! I have my own problems and I can't afford good insurance, but I do not ask others to pay!

KellyKelly

With the election of John Yarmuth, we in the 3rd District are the greatest losers. ... Ted Kennedy has another pawn, and Osama bin Laden has another ally.

ROY WICKHAM

After watching Anne Northup concede to her opponent, two things come to mind.

First, I should start budgeting money to stock up on ammunition for protection once the terrorists decide to move operations from the Middle East to the United States.

Second, with the apparent take over by Democrats of our government, I can only say, God help us.

Gary Billings Sr.

If [Yarmouth] votes to bring the troops home from Iraq too soon, that means we will have to contend with the terrorists somewhere else. Unfortunately, that means on U.S. soil.

If he tries to repeal President Bush's tax cuts, that means taxes will be raised. If he has his way with the health care system, we will have yet another socialist program and it will cost taxpayers billions, and it will raise our taxes. With taxes raised, that means those "evil" big businesses, who employ thousands of Americans, will only raise their prices and cut jobs. With higher taxes, interest rates will increase and the housing "bubble" will really burst. The prosperity this country currently enjoys is partly a result of Bush's tax cuts.

... I do agree with Yarmuth on his stance on immigration. We need to make sure that people who enter the U.S. do so legally, that way terrorists will not use this weakness. I hope he will have a backbone to stand against his party if President Bush comes up with a good plan.

Jeff Gosnell

See, America? We have worked so hard for the last 30 years convincing you that Democrats are evil and what do you do? Vote in a bunch of Democrats. You might as well go down to the precinct in Hell and vote for the Devil. Lets see how happy you are about this election once your increased tax money starts getting sent to buy terrorists plane tickets to come over here and have suicide missions. THAT IS THE DEMOCRAT PLAN!!! Buy all the terrorist airline tickets so they can come over here and blow themselves up in our driveways. That is how the Democrats are going to "eliminate terrorists."

America, you have been a very bad democracy. You had better start to shape up or maybe we need to rethink this whole suffrage thing, and give the right to vote back to landowning men whose vote won't be bought with higher minimum wages and universal health care. I can barely stand to look at you for this terrible betrayal so this is all I'm going to write for now.

But don't think for a minute I am through with you, America, I will not spare you my rod. One day you will thank me for this. And when that time comes, America, You're Welcome.

Your Humble Servant,
Rob R. Baron ~ Esquire

Liberal Pervert Can't Help But Be a Masochist

Update: Liberal whiner Fed-Up06 actually comes back to the Kentucky Progress comment boards for more smacking down, like some leather wearing B & D masochist sex pervert he most certainly is. He followed up my post with this childish babble (in tantrum throwing caps no less):

YEAH ROB YOU SOUND LIKE THE RED BARON NAZI...WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD ROB...RUN TO YOUR GLASS HOUSE

Of course, I must follow through with the coupe-de gras:

Silly Liberal, Manfred Albrecht Freiherr von Richthofen (aka the Red Baron) died in World War One, long before the rise of Adolph Hitler and his National Socialist Party. It was impossible for him to be a Nazi. Just because you hear a new word on TV doesn't mean you can just use it indiscriminately. Maybe you should take a history class in addition to an economics class.

They just never learn America, but I will keep on smacking them down for you, and for that you are most certainly welcome.

Your Humble Servant,
Rob R. Baron ~ Esquire

PS. This was the post Mr. Kentucky Progress, who doesn't suck like Mark Nikolas, was referring to in the comments of the previous article.

Some Notable Posts in Other Blogs

Dear America,
Yesterday Shelley The Republican writer Tristan J. Shuddery, A True Conservative Hero, had a wonderful expose of Martin Luther King's Republican roots, as presented by the National Black Republicans Association. The article mentioned however that he went to Memphis to support striking santitation workers. I posted the following comment seeking clarification:

Tristan,
As always I enjoyed your conservative wisdom with this article, however I do wish you would clarify one thing. If MLK was in Memphis to “to support striking sanitation workers”, wouldn’t that put him in league with a labor union, which we all know are backed by soulless Communists?

I cannot think of any Republican who would not tell workers that if they didn’t like the pay they were getting they should just get another job.

For Liberals out there reading, you probably need a history lesson:
Since the dawn of time until the beginning of the 20th century, employers were free to use any means necessary to prevent their employees from obstructing their pursuit of capitalism. Then Communist infiltrators started forming labor unions and convincing employees they should have some say in the way they were treated and paid, instead of finding another job where their “self-actualization might be realized”. Democ-rats, of course, just saw fundraising opportunities for their Godless platform and candidates by aligning themselves with these haters of Capitalism.

I certainly do not mean to contradict you Tristan. Our ‘party of inclusion’ has no place for dissidents, but others might have noticed this seeming contradiction as well, and we all know what the devil can do with a little bit of doubt, especially in the simple minded head of a Liberal. So please clarify that point for them.

Once again, thanks for all your good work.

Rob R. Baron ~ Esquire

Tristan graciously replied and all was clear.

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In another blog, my favorite commentor on Kentucky Politics (who doesn't suck like Mark Nickolas), KY Progress, had a post about the liberals pandering to the weaker sex for votes. This of course brings the liberals slithering out of the woodwork, with some anonymous liberal cowardshrilly whining:

The fact is 9 Republican legislators believe that women do not deserve equal pay for equal work.

That is wrong!!

Cry me a river. Luckily a fellow conservative nkWiseOne straightens them out:

Here is another way of looking at it anon 6:37. A person (man or woman), negotiates with an employer for an hourly rate. There is an agreement between them. It goes as follows:

"You offer me X for every hour I work. I accept X."

Simple.

If you as an employee find X to be unacceptable, then don't accept the job. Again simple.

The employee is trying to get as much as possible, in theory. The employer is trying to pay as little as possible. Come to an agreement, and there it is.

Now, why do women get paid less? I don't know. Furthermore, I'm not sure I care. If they want to be paid as much or more than the guy next to her, then she should demand it. If she can't get it, she should take her skills elsewhere.

KY Progress can barely explain "the best way to hurt poor people and women is to mandate their wages", before another liberal troll fed-up spews the following dadist nonsense:

why shouldn't women get equal wages... bad economics for who the ceo's that cant justify their salaries

Thats when I came in for the great liberal smackdown:

You are absolutely correct, nkWiseOne and KY Progress. Employers are already burdened with having to pay minorities the same as white people or Jews and Mormons the same as Christians for fear of bringing the wrath of Democrat-supporting trial lawyers.

Until the day men start having babies and taking a federally mandated 90 day vacation everytime they squeeze one out, this legislation is unneccesary. You just can't depend on women like you can men for this specific reason and that is why they get paid more. They are actually working on the job longer, not running off at 5 oclock to get to soccer practice.

And Fed-up06, CEO's are hired in pretty much the same way that nkWiseOne outlined. If the board members, democratically elected by a companies shareholders, don't think they are worth it, they just find another CEO. It is because most CEOs, being Republican and hence not looking for a handout, do not sell themselves short, like the average pod who settles for a minimum wage job, that they make big piles of cash.

For setting these poor-hurting liberals straight, Your Welcome America.

Your Humble Servant,
Rob R. Baron ~ Esquire

PS. And Liberals...How about you all stop wasting my time and take an economics class? If you need a reason to step on a college campus, take a theatre class so you can hook up with sodomites for your devient sex orgies, whatever it takes to insprire you to learn some Econ 101.

Klinton made Chris Wallace his Bitch or How I Got Disappointed by Fox News for the First Time

Dear America,
I have never been ashamed of Fox News and love their unslanted take on the news. It is so refreshing to get news that is not being reported by impoverished newspaper reporters looking for a government handout. You can not really fault the press really, given that journalists are really just a college degree from slinging frys at some fast food joint. Few have the substantial investment portfolios that will give them any significant buy-in to the proper ideals about how the government should be run.

But FOX has tried to remedy this and does a real good job of it. That is until last Sunday. Supposedly "seasoned" journalist Chris Wallace had his ass handed to him on a plate by the Enemy of All that is Good and Decent, former (thankfully) president Bill Clinton. Clinton displayed the same rage he probably displayed when he ordered the hits on those people he had killed, which some liberals dispute.

Bill Orielly or Shawn Hannity wouldn't have let that happen. Our Bill would have simply just cut the microphone of THEIR Bill. Problem solved, liberal spew suspended. But Chris just let himself get steamrolled. Klinton even says several times that he was a failure and Wallace failed to run with THAT. If Wallace can't handle being intimidated by this misogynist "Cut and Runner" how can we expect him to stand up to other liberals who don't have the specter of being a convicted perjurist hanging over their heads?

Really, if you would lie to a grand jury looking into your financial dealings about cheating on your wife, you would lie about anything. That is what I would have said. But I am not Chris Wallace, and thankfully Chris Wallace is not Rob R. Baron ~ Esquire, because that would make me a pussy.

Fox News, show this weak knee-ed whiner to the door.

For pleading your case America, Your Welcome. Anytime.

Your Humble Servant,
Rob R. Baron ~ Esquire